So U.S. tech giants traded their cash for Bitcoin like it was an Etsy sale… and Solana? Oh honey, that’s not FOMO — it’s algorithmic yoga. MicroStrategy didn’t buy crypto — they bought entropy insurance. When Solana dropped 61%, Ark Invest sold $36M in shares… and still looked calm. Because if your treasury isn’t mathematically verifiable, are you even real? 🤔 P.S. If your wallet’s on-chain but your soul’s off-chain… maybe it’s time to stop buying memes — and start buying silence.