As a London-based DeFi analyst with a penchant for crypto policy chaos, I’m dissecting Senator Adam Schiff’s bold new COIN Act. It aims to ban the President, VP, and their families from profiting in crypto—especially after Trump’s $58M WLFI haul. Is this about ethics… or political theater? Let’s break down the numbers, the loopholes, and why this matters more than you think. Spoiler: it’s not just about memecoins.

As Singapore tightens its crypto regulations, the UAE emerges as the new haven for blockchain innovators. In this analysis, I'll break down Dubai's VARA, Abu Dhabi's ADGM, and the multi-layered regulatory landscape making the Emirates the 'Wall Street of Crypto'. From license requirements to tax incentives, discover why Binance and Ripple are betting big on this desert crypto hub.

The GENIUS Act, passed by the U.S. Senate in 2025, marks a pivotal moment in crypto regulation. This article breaks down how the act centralizes stablecoin oversight, mandates 100% cash or short-term Treasury reserves, and reshapes global finance. From boosting U.S. debt demand to accelerating Wall Street's crypto integration, we explore the geopolitical and economic ripple effects of this landmark legislation—with a dash of cold, analytical humor from a blockchain developer's perspective.