As a DeFi architect who's audited more smart contracts than I’ve had hot meals, I watched the Upexi meltdown with cold precision. A 60% plunge after a 600% spike — not magic, just market math. This isn’t about Solana or stocks. It’s about how crypto hype is now weaponizing public companies, turning financial futures into speculative slot machines. Let’s dissect the illusion of 'crypto treasury' stocks — and why the next wave may be even more dangerous.