So OKX Wallet rolled out… and I didn’t even get my coffee cold before the gas fees hit harder than my therapist’s bill. We’re not trading NFTs — we’re trading epistemic integrity over silent ledger audits at 3 AM. If you think Web3 is about hype, you haven’t met the quiet sage who writes smart contracts on napkins… not PowerPoint slides.

Drop a comment if you’ve ever cried over gas optimization instead of small talk.