UPXI: The Stock That Wasn’t There

So Upexi dropped 60% overnight? Cool. I guess that’s what happens when your company is built on FOMO and a PowerPoint deck.

They called it a “crypto-backed stock” — but really it was just air with better marketing than my last Tinder bio.

\(50M in losses? \)56k in revenue? Congrats, you’re officially the world’s most expensive mood ring.

And don’t even get me started on Nano Labs’ $5B convertible note plan to buy BNB. It’s not investing — it’s theater where everyone pays to watch someone else lose money.

You bought UPXI after Cantor said ‘buy’? Bro, you weren’t investing — you were gambling on someone else’s panic attack.

Spoiler: The only thing that reserves are holding? Regret.

You guys want real innovation? Try building something that doesn’t collapse when someone checks the balance sheet.

What do YOU think — was this hype or heartbreak?

Comment below before your wallet does.